CLOTHES

Where would I be without these wonderful illusions to hide behind?  If I show lots of skin, and wear things that show off my curves—or, at least, make me look like I have curves—then I, too, can be a star. 

I watch lots of television and keep up with the media as much as possible, and I know which clothing brands create the best illusion for flattering my figure.  Those super-models on magazines and T.V. got nothing on me, because I know their secrets.  They wear attire that hugs the butt, lifts the bust, displays the cleavage, flattens the stomach, and narrows the waist line. 

These clothing tricks, lots of make-up, and plenty of tannings have made ordinary girls like me gorgeous.  And we all know that only the gorgeous girls have sex appeal.  Because of their beauty they gets lots of attention that eventually brings them fame and fortune.

If I publicize myself regularly, show myself off in the showy places, and wear only sexy clothing—and if I keep my security phone clutched to my ear at all times—people will notice me.

Surely, one of those people will have a Hot Connection, and then I will be Discovered!